Services - L
L/A/S
Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system where each criteria is separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Labrys
A double-sided axe that the Amazons were said to use as their main weapon. Lesbians have adopted the labrys as symbol of power and independence. Many lesbians wear necklaces or earrings with a labrys symbol as a way to identify themselves to other lesbians.
Landing Strip
A style of pubic hair sculpting resulting in a narrow vertical strip.
Lapdog
A hobbyist who worships an ASP to excess.
Lay Down Doggie
Also lazy dog. Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.
LE
Law Enforcement.
LEO
Law Enforcement Officer.
Lesbian and Lesbians
A woman who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other women.
LFK
Light French Kiss. Kissing with only light tongue involvement.
LGBT
An abbreviation for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender.
Lipstick Lesbian
A woman who loves other women, but also loves her clothes and makeup and shoes. She tends to dress on the femme side.
Little Blue Helper
Viagra.
LK
Light Kissing (closed mouth).
LMP
Licensed Massage Practitioner. See also CMT.
LMT
Licensed Massage Therapist. See also CMT.
Lone Star Lesbian
A woman who has only had sex with one other woman in their life. Straight and bisexual people can be Lone Stars as well, but Lone Star Hetero doesn't sound nearly as interesting.
Lot Lizard
A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
LTR
Long Term Relationship. When an ASP drops out of the business for a very substantial stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity she is said to be in a long term relationship. See also sugar daddy.