Services - H
Half & Half
BJ followed by FS; a combination of both oral sex and sexual intercourse; fellatio & coitus.
Hardwood Floors
clean-shaven pubic area.
Hasbian
A woman who used to identify as a lesbian and dated women, but is now dating men.
Hat
condom.
HC
High Class.
HE
Happy Ending.
Herb Friendly
Is amenable to marijuana use, aka 420 friendly. A bit of advice: Adding drugs to your hobbying mix tends to give you a MUCH larger profile on Uncle Leo's radar. An ASP, who has a rep for being herb friendly likely is getting way more attention from Uncle Leo than the more conservative hobbyists would prefer.
HHHJ
Half Hearted Hand Job.
Hidden Charges
An ASP takes the advertised fee upfront, but in the midst of the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.), aka upselling.
Hindu Massage
The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion (Argentina).
HJ Or Handjob
Masturbation; hand & finger stimulation of the penis by the ASP, aka hand release, manual release.
HM
High Mileage. A derogatory reference to the number of sexual partners a person may have had. Conveys an implication of showing the 'wear and tear' of the said mileage.
HME
Honeymoon Experience. Supposedly better than a GFE, and even more nebulous. It refers to a session that is comparable to the intensity and passion of lovemaking while on one's honeymoon. Mostly marketing hype.
Hobby
Slang, euphemistic reference to the business of a client enlisting the services of an ASP.
Hobbyist
Slang, euphemistic reference to one who (actively) participates in 'the hobby'.
Homophobia
Fear or dislike of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
Hooker
Prostitute.
Hostess Club
A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
Hotdogging
Also hotdoggin'. The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks of the receiving partner. The penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the receiver. See also Italian.
HTUMA
Her/His Tongue Up My Ass, analingus.
HWP
Height and Weight Proportional. "Normal" build.